sometimes feel like you’re toxic? read my stories and you won’t feel so bad.

  • Unpatriotic Scum Think St. George’s Cross is Round

    Unpatriotic Scum Think St. George’s Cross is Round

    Criminals have been vandalising our lovely English roundabouts with uneven, wonky red lines. These delinquents claim they’re patriotic; apparently that they’re “painting the St. George’s Cross”.…

  • Dinner with Family 
(Weird Christmas Entry)

    Dinner with Family (Weird Christmas Entry)

    Short-listed – 2024 Weird Christmas Flash Fiction Contest Every Christmas, Grandma claimed it would be her last. She had to be right eventually. This year, however,…

  • The Fuel Injection

    The Fuel Injection

    A Guy Ritchie style car-chase through the streets of London which satirises just how far people will go to conform to societal pressures. The Fuel Injection…

  • Growing Apart

    Growing Apart

    A humorous and over the top story centered around the bitterness we feel about ‘getting older’, and how everyone else seems to be doing so well.…

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